This is a Patreon-exclusive item. Qualifying patrons have been given a code to bring the cost of this shirt to $0.
They’ll fix what’s broken. They’ll help you with cleanup. Their van is perfect for hauling… whatever you need hauled. They’re Jeff and Eddie, and their cleanup and repair service is here for whatever you need!
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
Recommended care: wash inside out to protect graphic.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!